Virginia: I am not amused.

I can only assume that most of you were drunk over the last six weeks. I hope you are ok with what you wake up to tomorrow morning and that you were wearing protection when you pulled that lever.

I can say this for Bob McConnell - he’s got some good hair. Not Mitt Romney good by any meanS - oh, God no - but he certainly had Cree Deed’s elementary school mop-top beat by a country mile.

Hair aside, Let me tell you, Virginia, that if anyone ever talks to my wife or daughter the way Bob McConnell has spoken of women I will be punching that person in their ever-lovin’ neck.

Heaven forbid that my daughter might turn out to be gay…

Why, at that point she’s just some inhuman, unnatural spawn of Satan whose very existance and pursuit of happiness apparently threatens to unravel the dowdy bed-quilt of Bob McDonnell’s America.

Disgusting.

So enjoy the good hair, Virginia. That’s all I’m saying. Glad your priorities are in order.

And Deeds, I’ll get to you later. Suffice to say you’re finished in this town.